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I Don't Like To Sound Egotistical, But Every Time I Stepped Up To The Plate With A Bat In My Hands, I Couldn't Help But Feel Sorry For The Pitcher.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.

I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

I Always Tried To Hit The Ball Back Through The Box Because That Is The Largest Unprotected Area.