I've Never Been A Yes Man.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

I Never Saw A Pitcher I Didn't Feel Sorry For.

I've Cheated, Or Someone On My Team Has Cheated, In Almost Every Single Game I've Been In.

I Don't Want To Play Golf. When I Hit A Ball, I Want Someone Else To Go Chase It.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.