I Stare Out The Window And Wait

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.

When I Was In The Batter's Box, I Felt Sorry For The Pitcher.

The Big Trouble Is Not Really Who Isn't In The Hall Of Fame, But Who Is. It Was Established For A Select Few.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.