Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

I Guess It's Wrong Always To Be Worrying About Tomorrow. Maybe We Should Think About Today..." "no, That's Giving Up... I'm Still Hpoing That Yesterday Will Get Better.