Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

Sometimes, When You're Really Depressed, All You Want To Do Is Nothing. All You Want To Do Is Lean Your Head On Your Arm, And Stare Into Space. Sometimes This Can Go On For Hours. If You're Unusually Depressed, You May Have To Change Arms.

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

The Worst Part Of It Is You Don't Know If He's Barking At An Owl, The Moon Or A Burglar!" "that's One Of The Drawbacks Of A Limited Vocabulary!

Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I Need More Hellos.

Love Is A Letter On Pink Stationery.