Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

Today Is My Grandfather's Birthday." "how Old Is He?" "sixty-three. It's Hard To Believe He Was Once A Human Being.

Humor Is Proof That Everything Is Going To Be All Right With God Nevertheless.