A Good Education Is The Next Best

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

You Know What I Think My Best Quality Is? I Think I'm Nice To Have Around. I'd Hate It If I Weren't Around!

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice From A Wet Mitten.

You Can't Eat Compliments.