Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Canada Is Lacking Two Things. It's True. Don't Make Me Say It Again. The First Is Olympic Heroes [...] The Second Thing That Canada Is Lacking Is Memorial Day, Which Is Today By The Way, Where We In The States Celebrate Our War Heroes By Having Barbeques . And I Realize Here In Canada You Can't Have Barbeques Because You'd Probably Be Attacked By A Moose, Or Caribou, Or Even A Grizzly.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Pro Wrestling Was There, And I Was Good At It, Thank God. I Started Getting A Lot Of Offers, But Unfortunately, At Wwe I Was Under A Tight Leash. I Think It Had A Lot To Do With The Rock Making The Transition, And Me Possibly Being The Next Guy - You Know, The Company Didnt Want To Lose Another Top Performer.

You Do Not Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm The Best In The World. I Came Here For You. You Don't Boo Me.