Children Love Me, Dammit!

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

You Don't Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist!

Ive Been Chastised For Going Into Mixed Martial Arts And Backing Out. But The Reason I Backed Out Was The Terms - They Wanted Me Ready To Fight In Four Weeks, But Youve Got To Be Out Of Your Mind. So I Decided To Go Back To My Roots, Back To Wrestling.

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking