Children Love Me, Dammit!

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

Oh It's True, It's Damn True.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

I Love Vince Mcmahon. He Came Up With The Character. He Ran With It, And Then I Was Able To Run With It. I Thank Him For The Opportunity He Gave Me. Vince Mcmahon Was One Of My Best Friends, Period.