Children Love Me, Dammit!

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.