Children Love Me, Dammit!

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

You Can Turn A Giant Into A Mouse Just By Getting Him Fatigued. That Was My Whole Game Plan.

I Love Vince Mcmahon. He Came Up With The Character. He Ran With It, And Then I Was Able To Run With It. I Thank Him For The Opportunity He Gave Me. Vince Mcmahon Was One Of My Best Friends, Period.