Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another Man. I Said, Well, Try Rubbing Your Eyes Or Something.