When I Was 10, I Beat Up

I Was In A Bar The Other Night, Hopping From Barstool To Barstool, Trying To Get Lucky, But There Wasn't Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I Was Feeling A Bit Down, I Went To A Therapist A Few Times, At A Hundred Bucks A Pop. But Then I Realized That No Therapy Session Would Ever Cheer Me Up Half As Much As If I Was Just Strolling Along And Found A Hundred Dollar Bill.

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.