Normally, I'm Good At First Dates, 'cause

As A Person I'm A Little More Doubtful, Introspective And Analytical.

Sometimes, As A Comedian, A Line Will Come To You, That Is So Beautiful, So Perfect, That You Think: I Did Not Create This Line. This Line Belongs To All Of Us. Surely This Is A Line Of God

I Thought I Was Promiscuous, But It Turns Out I Was Just Thorough.

I Enjoyed Having A Reputation As Being Wild, But These Days I Try Not To Worry About What People Think In The Privacy Of Their Own Brain Or What They Write In The Bizarre Publicity Of Their Own Newspapers, Because All Of Those Things Are Meaningless.

By Puberty I Learned That Nothing Worth Having Could Be Easily Attained And To Succeed One Must Be Single Minded.