On Respect For The Queen: When I

The Mentality And Behavior Of Drug Addicts And Alcoholics Is Wholly Irrational Until You Understand That They Are Completely Powerless Over Their Addiction And Unless They Have Structured Help They Have No Hope.

The Greatest Poverty One Can Have Is To Be Poor In One's Heart And For Falling In Love, He Is Truly Happy. He Discovers Purpose.

On Respect For The Queen: When I Lick A Stamp I Always Do It With My Eyes Closed.

I've Always Been A 'your Parents Have Got To Come Up To The School' Type Of Person. Even Now, When I Do Something Wrong - If I Say Something Inappropriate On A Live Tv Show, For Example - I Half Expect To Have To Deliver A Note To Barbara Brand: 'please Come Up To Channel 4 Head Office, Russell's Done Something Despicable.

Executive Producers Don't Have To Do Anything. Nor Do Any Kind Of Producers. They Just Sit Around On Deck Chairs Watching Stuff, And If It Gets Cold, They Leave. Actually I Suppose As A Producer You've Got To Be Involved In Helping Out With Solving Problems.