Non-combatant, N. A Dead Quaker.

Mayonnaise: One Of The Sauces Which Serve The French In Place Of A State Religion.

Heathen, N. A Benighted Creature Who Has The Folly To Worship Something That He Can See And Feel.

Actually, Adv. Perhaps; Possibly.

Phoenix, N. The Classical Prototype Of The Modern 'small Hot Bird.'

Abstainer: A Weak Person Who Yields To The Temptation Of Denying Himself A Pleasure.