Reason, N. Propensitate Of Prejudice.

Cabbage: A Familiar Kitchen-garden Vegetable About As Large And Wise As A Man's Head.

Orthodox, N. An Ox Wearing The Popular Religious Joke.

Art, N. This Word Has No Definition. Its Origin Is Related By The Ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape As "one Day A Wag - What Would The Wretch Be At? Shifted A Letter Of The Cipher Rat, And Said It Was A God's Name! . . ."

Loss, N. Privation Of That Which We Had, Or Had Not. Thus, In The Latter Sense, It Is Said Of A Defeated Candidate That He "lost His Election".

Impenitence, N. A State Of Mind Intermediate In Point Of Time Between Sin And Punishment.