Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A

Hope Is Desire And Expectation Rolled Into One.

Liberty: One Of Imagination's Most Precious Possessions.

Dance, V.i. To Leap About To The Sound Of Tittering Music, Preferably With Arms About Your Neighbor's Wife Or Daughter. There Are Many Kinds Of Dances, But All Those Requiring The Participation Of The Two Sexes Have Two Characteristics In Common: They Are Conspicuously Innocent, And Warmly Loved By The Vicious.

Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents Of Porcophagy.

Fear Has No Brains; It Is An Idiot. The Dismal Witness That It Bears And The Cowardly Counsel That It Whispers Are Unrelated.