Pyrrhonism- An Ancient Philosophy, Named For Its

Theosophy, N. An Ancient Faith Having All The Certitude Of Religion And All The Mystery Of Science.

Kindness N: A Brief Preface To Ten Volumes Of Exaction.

A Book Which The Mohammedans Foolishly Believe To Have Been Written By Divine Inspiration, But Which Christians Know To Be A Wicked Imposture, Contradictory To The Holy Scriptures.

Clarinet N. An Instrument Of Torture Operated By A Person With Cotton In His Ears. There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet – Two Clarinets.

Observatory, N. A Place Where Astronomers Conjecture Away The Guesses Of Their Predecessors.