Nobody Wants Me As A Cabinet Minister

I Am Sure That You Will Never End War With Wars.

What Would We Say If Men Changed The Length Of Their Trousers Every Year?

I Refuse To Admit That I Am More Than 52, Even If That Makes My Children Illegitimate.

I Used To Dread Getting Older Because I Thought I Would Not Be Able To Do All The Things I Wanted To Do, But Now That I Am Older I Find That I Don't Want To Do Them.

It Is Hopeless Trying To Go Forward When You Are Looking Backward.