If I Were Your Wife I Would

Years Ago, I Thought Old Age Would Be Dreadful, Because I Should Not Be Able To Do Things I Would Want To Do. Now I Find There Is Nothing I Want To Do After All

I Refuse To Admit That I Am More Than 52, Even If That Makes My Children Illegitimate.

A Fool Without Fear Is Sometimes Wiser Than An Angel With Fear.

We Women Talk Too Much, But Even Then We Don't Tell Half What We Know

What Would We Say If Men Changed The Length Of Their Trousers Every Year?