I Married Beneath Me. All Women Do.

I Refuse To Admit That I Am More Than 52, Even If That Makes My Children Illegitimate.

The Only Thing The Women Were After Was Just The Chance To Help The World On. But Some Men Were So Dreadfully Afraid Of Them That They Refused To Understand, And Talked About 'shrieking Sisterhoods' And 'disappointed Spinsters' And Rubbish Of That Sort.

Women Have Got To Make The World Safe For Men, Since Men Have Made It So Darned Unsafe For Women.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

When She Woke Briefly During Her Last Illness And Found All Her Family Around Her Bedside: "am I Dying Or Is This My Birthday?"