Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.

A Kiss On The Nose Does Much Toward Turning Aside Anger.

All Is Well... That's My New Philosophy.

Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

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