I'm Dying And All I Hear Are

I've Tried To Be A Better Person... I've Tried, And Tried And Tried! You Know How Hard I've Tried! Tell Me How I've Tried..." "nice Try... Five Cents, Please!

To Dance Is To Live!

Look At Charlie Brown's Face. Would You Please Hold Still A Minute Charlie Brown? I Want Linus To Study Your Face. Now This Is What You Call A Failure Face, Linus. Notice How It Has Failure Written All Over It. Study It Carefully Linus. You Rarely See Such A Good Example. Notice The Deep Lines, The Dull Vacant Look In The Eyes. Yes, I Would Say This Is One Of The Finest Examples Of A Failure Face That Your Liable To See For A Long While.

My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately. He Just Doesn't Know What To Do. He Says It's Late In The Game, And He's Afraid That Life Has Him Beaten." "tell Him To Take Out The Goalie.

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