I'm Dying And All I Hear Are

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

I Just Draw What I Think Is Funny, And I Hope Other People Think It Is Funny, Too.

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.