In The Book Of Life, The Answers

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

I Just Draw What I Think Is Funny, And I Hope Other People Think It Is Funny, Too.

Security Is A Thumb And A Blanket. Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.

Going To Our School Is An Education In Itself Which Is Not To Be Confused With Actually Getting An Education.

Sucking Your Thumb Without A Blanket Is Like Eating A Cone Without Ice Cream!