Love Is Not Knowing What You're Talking

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

I Think They Assign Things To Students Which Are Way Over Their Heads, Which Destroy Your Love Of Reading, Rather Than Leading You To It. I Don't Understand That. Gosh.