Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

Today Is My Grandfather's Birthday." "how Old Is He?" "sixty-three. It's Hard To Believe He Was Once A Human Being.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

All Is Well... That's My New Philosophy.

What If Everyone In The Whole World Suddenly Decided To Run Away From His Problems?" "well, At Least We'd All Be Running In The Same Direction!