Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.

Schroeder, Do You Think I'm Beautiful?" "i Think You're The Most Beautiful Girl The World Has Ever Known..." "you Hate Me, Don't You?

Schroeder, Do You Think Love Is The Answer To Everything?" "boy, I Hope Not!

Don't Worry About The World Coming To An End Today. It Is Already Tomorrow In Australia.