Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.

Golf Is The Closest Game To The Game We Call Life. You Get Bad Breaks From Good Shots; You Get Good Breaks From Bad Shots - But You Have To Play The Ball Where It Lies.

I Never Learned A Thing From A Tournament I Won.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.