Nobody Ever Wins The National Open. Somebody

Rhythm And Timing Are The Two Things Which We All Must Have, Yet No One Knows How To Teach Either.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.

I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.

Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.