In Golf, The Customs And Etiquette And

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

If Ever I Needed An Eight Foot Putt, And Everything I Owned Depended On It, I Would Want Arnold Palmer To Putt For Me.

Golf Is The One Game I Know Which Becomes More And More Difficult The Longer One Plays It.