If Ever I Needed An Eight Foot

I Had Held A Notion That I Could Make A Pretty Fair Appraisal Of The Worth Of An Opponent Simply By Speaking To Him On The First Tee And Taking A Good Measuring Look Into His Eyes.

Bobby Jonesconsidered Objectively, It Is Quite Obviously A Very Simple Matter To Propel A Ball With A Stick Across Some Specially Prepared Ground And Into A Hole Which Is Of Sufficient Size To Accomodate It By A Good Margin. Simple That Is, Provided There Is No Limit Upon The Time Or The Number Of Strokes Required.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.

The Rewards Of Golf, And Of Life Too I Expect, Are Worth Very Little If You Don't Play The Game By The Etiquette As Well As By The Rules.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.