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I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot Is Still Pretty Good.

For Me, 'choking' Is Just Another Term In Golf.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.