Look, I'm Not Trying To Be Critical

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.

Every Day I Try To Tell Myself That This Is Going To Be Fun Today. I Try To Put Myself In A Great Frame Of Mind Before I Go Out - Then I Screw It Up With The First Shot.

Golf's Holy Grail - A Genius Course.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

If You Are A Bad Putter, You Will Not Make A Putt. If You Have A Tendency To Chili-dip Wedges, You'll Be Chili-dipping Them All Over The Place For Sure. Whatever Your Weakness, It Will Come Up In Spades During The Ryder Cup.