Look, I'm Not Trying To Be Critical

Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot Is Still Pretty Good.

Sports Are 90% Inspiration And 10% Perspiration.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.

Every Day I Try To Tell Myself That This Is Going To Be Fun Today. I Try To Put Myself In A Great Frame Of Mind Before I Go Out - Then I Screw It Up With The First Shot.