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I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

If You Are A Bad Putter, You Will Not Make A Putt. If You Have A Tendency To Chili-dip Wedges, You'll Be Chili-dipping Them All Over The Place For Sure. Whatever Your Weakness, It Will Come Up In Spades During The Ryder Cup.

Sports Are 90% Inspiration And 10% Perspiration.

Look, I'm Not Trying To Be Critical When I'm On The Air.

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.