Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As

Playwriting, Like Begging In India, Is An Honorable But Humbling Profession.

There Is Nothing That One Can Say About Acting, Writing, Producing Or Directing That Cannot Be Revoked In The Next Breath. Nothing Is Immutable. The Logic Of One Year Is A Folly Of The Next.

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

The Only Credential The City Asked Was The Boldness To Dream. For Those Who Did, It Unlocked Its Gates And Its Treasures, Not Caring Who They Were Or Where They Came From.

The Frivolity With Which All Theatrical Activity Is Conducted Has One Consoling Feature-there Are No Rules Of Behavior That Apply Regularly To Any Part Of The Theatre.