Playwriting, Like Begging In India, Is An

A Sharp Sense Of The Ironic Can Be The Equivalent Of The Faith That Moves Mountains. Far More Quicky Than Reason Or Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

There's Nothing The Matter With Hollywood That A Good Earthquake Couldn't Cure.

There Is Nothing Like Tasting The Grit Of Fear For Rediscovering That The Umbilical Cord Is Made Of Piano Wire.

Far More Quickly Than Reason And Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.