A Sharp Sense Of The Ironic Can

So Far As I Know, Anything Worth Hearing Is Not Usually Uttered At Seven O'clock In The Morning; And If It Is, It Will Generally Be Repeated At A More Reasonable Hour For A Larger And More Wakeful Audience.

One Of The Grave Dangers Inherent In The Various Stages Of Any Theatrical Career-whether It Be Budding, Quiescent Or Diminishing-is The Advice Of Friends.

Charity In The Theater Begins And Ends With Those Who Have A Play Opening Within A Week Of One's Own.

I Have Had Many Successes And Many Failures In My Life. My Successes Have Always Been For Different Reasons, But My Failures Have Always Been For The Same Reason: I Said Yes When I Meant No.

A Play For Me Never Really Takes On An Aspect Of Reality Until It Has Left The Dryair Of The Study And Begins To Sniff The Musty Breezes Of A Bare Stage.