You'd Be Surprised How Many Kings Are

Charity In The Theatre Usually Begins And Ends With People Who Have A Play Opening The Week Following One's Own. Their Unlikely Benevolence Is Not So Much A Purity Of Heart As The Knowledge That They Face A Firing Line With Rifles Aimed In Exactly The Same Direction.

The Self-hatred That Destroys Is The Waste Of Unfulfilled Promise.

Self-deception Is Sometimes As Necessary A Tool As A Crowbar.

A Sharp Sense Of The Ironic Can Be The Equivalent Of The Faith That Moves Mountains. Far More Quicky Than Reason Or Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.

All The Mistakes I Ever Made Were When I Wanted To Say 'no' And Said 'yes'.