You'd Be Surprised How Many Kings Are

Boredom Is The Keynote Of Poverty - Of All Its Indignities, It Is Perhaps The Hardest Of All To Live With - For Where There Is No Money There Is No Change Of Any Kind.

The Frivolity With Which All Theatrical Activity Is Conducted Has One Consoling Feature-there Are No Rules Of Behavior That Apply Regularly To Any Part Of The Theatre.

One Begins With Two People On A Stage, And One Of Them Had Better Say Something Pretty Quick.

Charity In The Theater Begins And Ends With Those Who Have A Play Opening Within A Week Of One's Own.

Far More Quickly Than Reason And Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.