No One Ever Expects A Great Lay

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I Already Have A Book.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.