No One Ever Expects A Great Lay

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I Already Have A Book.

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.