I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know.

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.