No, I Was Just Good At Holding

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. But I Do Know A Woman Who'd Be Mad At Me For Saying That.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.