I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day,

I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many Of Them.

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

Look At The Limes In This Drink, How They Float. That's Good News. Next Time I'm On A Boat, And It Capsizes, I Will Reach For A Lime. I'm Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.

I Went To A Restaurant With My Friend, And He Said, "pass The Salt." I Said, "screw You! Sit Closer To The Salt."