I Remixed A Remix, It Was Back

When You're Doing A Show On Stage, And They Show You A Red Light, That Means You Have 5 Minutes Left. At Some Clubs, They Hold A Candle Up In The Back. That's The Worst Method. You're Up Here, And Then You See A Floating Candle. "oh, No! This Place Is Haunted!" I Can't Be Funny When I'm Frightened.

I Wanted To Buy A Candle Holder, But The Store Didn't Have One. So I Got A Cake.

The Kit Kat Candy Bar Has The Name Kit Kat Imprinted Into The Chocolate. That Robs You Of Chocolate! That's A Clever Chocolate-saving Technique.

The Customer’s Always Right.

I Like Wearing Necklaces, Because It Lets Me Know When I'm Upside Down.