New York Is Nice, But I Don't

Doing Actual Comedic Material Is Just About The Most Joyful Endeavor Ever. That's The Truth. The Only Time It's Not Funny Is When Business Gets In The Way.

I'd Like To Begin By Thanking The Members Of The Hollywood Foreign Press For This Golden Globe.

There Is Sexism - I'm Not Denying Its Existence. But I'm Saying That I Will Deny Its Effort Against Me. I Just Pay It No Nevermind And Say, 'get Out Of My Way.'

The Seinfeld Motto: No Learning, No Hugging

If I Have Chocolate Around, I Will Eat It. I Love It, I Love It, I Love It. I Like A Piece Every Day.