The Seinfeld Motto: No Learning, No Hugging

There Is Sexism - I'm Not Denying Its Existence. But I'm Saying That I Will Deny Its Effort Against Me. I Just Pay It No Nevermind And Say, 'get Out Of My Way.'

When I Got Pregnant My Foot Grew, But I Was Denying It. I've Been Denying It For Three Years

I’m About To Enter A National Ass-kicking Contest. With No Legs. And A Massive Ass.

This Is An Embarrassment Of Riches, And Boy, Am I Happy To Be Embarrassed.

Keeping A Sense Of Humor About Life. My Parents Divorced When I Was 8, And Whenever I Felt Down, My Mom Would Remind Me That A Sense Of Humor Gets You Through Just About Anything.