I’m About To Enter A National Ass-kicking

New York Is Nice, But I Don't Like It As Much As I Used To.

I Always Wanted To Perform.

I'd Like To Begin By Thanking The Members Of The Hollywood Foreign Press For This Golden Globe.

I'm Not The Type To Cut Back On Hot Showers, But There's No Harm In Hot Water When It's Warmed By The Sun.

The Fact Of The Matter Is That Everybody Treats Me Pretty Much As One Of The Boys, Which I Take As A Great Compliment