Never Underestimate What It Takes To Watch

Most Mothers Entering The Labor Market Outside The Home Are Naive. They Stagger Home Each Evening, Holding Mail In Their Teeth, The Cleaning Over Their Arm, A Lamb Chop Defrosting Under Each Armpit, Balancing Two Gallons Of Frozen Milk Between Their Knees, And Expect One Of The Kids To Get The Door.

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Clean.

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

Not Everyone Is Comfortable With The Kissing Ritual. My Husband Is One Of Them. Her Refuses To Press Lips With Anyone Except His Wife, Mother, And Dog. If Someone Wanted To Give Him Mouth-to-mouth Resuscitation, He Would Refuse Until He Had Been Formally Introduced.