Never Trust A Man With Short Legs.

Amanda: I Think Very Few People Are Completely Normal Really, Deep Down In Their Private Lives.

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

Trust Your Instincts. If You Have No Instincts, Trust Your Impulses.

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.