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People Are Wrong When They Say Opera Is Not What It Used To Be. It Is What It Used To Be. That Is What's Wrong With It.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.