There Are Many Ways To Die In

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.