Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?