Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.