Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Running Is The Classical Road To Self-consciousn Ess, Self-awareness And Self-reliance. Independence Is The Outstanding Characteristic Of A Runner. He Learns The Harsh Reality Of His Physical And Spiritual Limitations When He Runs. He Learns That Personal Commitment, Sacrifice And Determination Are His Only Means To Betterment. Runners Get Promoted Only Through Self-conquest.

I Have Always Been Very Fond Of Them (drama Critics) . . . I Think It Is So Frightfully Clever Of Them To Go Night After Night To The Theatre And Know So Little About It.