I Love Criticism Just So Long As

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

Let's Drink To The Spirit Of Gallantry And Courage That Made A Strange Heaven Out Of Unbelievable Hell, And Let's Drink To The Hope That One Day This Country Of Ours, Which We Love So Much, Will Find Dignity And Greatness And Peace Again.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.