I Love Criticism Just So Long As

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.