Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

If You Go Down As A Comedian's Comedian, That's Basically Meaning Other Comedians Are Hopefully Feeling That You're Doing Okay.

Makeup's Just Crazy, Anyways. Native Americans Used To Wear It, And It Did All Right For Them Until, Uh ... Well, Until You Killed Them All, I Suppose.

I'm An Action Transvestite.

He [charlie Chaplin] Was Always Playing As If It Were To The Camera, If You've Seen The Live Shots Of Him When He's Going To An Opening Night Or Something Like That. And The Skills That He Had Were Beyond My Ability To Throw Together. You Just Couldn't Really Compete With Him. He Was Too Athletic At That.

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'