Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

I Think I'm Actually A Mainstream, Popcorn-eating Kid. I've Always Been That, So I'd Sit There Watching Action Movies And American Moves Before I Watch Other Movies Quite Often Because I Am That Kid. But I've Pushed Into The More Alternative Area Because That's Where It Gets Really Interesting Creatively.

You Have No Control Over Your Cat! You Can't Say To Your Cat, "cat, Heel! Stay! Wait! Lie Down! Roll Over!" 'cause The Cat's Just Gonna Be Sitting There Going, "interesting Words ... Have You Finished?" While You're Shouting All This To Your Cat, Your Dog's Next To You, Going ... [mimes Obeying All Commands] "what The Hell Are You Doing? I'm Talking To The Cat!" "oh, I'm Sorry!"

My Sexuality Is Straight Transvestite Or Male Lesbian. It Seems We Are Beyond The Idea That I Am Gay And Hiding It. If I Had To Describe How I Feel In My Head, I'd Say I'm A Complete Boy Plus Half A Girl. I Don't Seem To Have The Sixth Sense That Women Have Or Their Stronger Senses Of Taste And Smell. Gay Men Can Also Have It But Straight Men Don't.

All Humans Can Do More Than They Think They Can Do. So I Think We Can All Actually Be More Superhuman Than We Think We Can.

Religion And Philosophy, Philosophy And Religion - They're Two Words Which Are Both ... Different. In Spelling.